1. A new language is born: similar to Afrikaans, a new language has started developing based in old insular (in both senses, ignorant and from an island) cockney and a mixture of old European languages. I t will be called «Europeaans». Iu kan wrait as iu plis, no moa constraings! Fridom for oll. Welkom to te niu Esperanto.
2. We have witnessed the last, final episode in the fall of the British empire.
Or as we say in Europeaans: Wi so the las fainal episout in the fol of the brit impair.
Got seif the kuin.
John Oliver gets it right: